adios puta

copperbooms:

the bible says adam and eve so if ur name’s not one of those u can’t be in a relationship sorry it’s a sin

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

helioscentrifuge:

wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS
AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK
LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK
YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS
YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION
THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST

wow don’t piss this guy off, he gets this worked up over a damn oreo. 

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

helioscentrifuge:

wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS

AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK

LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK

YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS

YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION

THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST

wow don’t piss this guy off, he gets this worked up over a damn oreo. 

shanslash:

flannelkind:

infancys-lie:

woundstobind:

OMG 

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my life will never be the same again

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uh huh

sure

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leslieseuffert:

Pavel Guzenko

They say that the human hand is the hardest thing to draw. While it may very well be true, it’s the eyes that draw my attention the most. Ukrainian artist Pavel Guzenko manages to capture the glimmering gaze of the human eye with his impressionist technique. Each shimmering orb depicts a remarkable reflective surface, truly capturing the sparkle in one’s eye. Guzenko, who lives and works in Kiev, began his artistic career as a designer but has pursued his professional path in painting since 2006. The oil painter has a rich color palette that is evident in the body of his work that goes beyond the confines of the human eye. Each painting employs the talented artist’s quick brushstrokes that aren’t concerned so much with fine detailing as capturing the dynamic essence of the image.”

cmonteith:

if we’re friends my bitchy posts don’t count towards you ok our bond saves you from my extreme judgement